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South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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School days, school days Teacher's golden rule days

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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- Damn it. - What?

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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My goddamn brother is trying to follow me to school again.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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- Suck my balls. - No, Ike,

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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- you can't come to school with me. - Yeah, go home, you little dildo.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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Dude, for the last time, don't call my brother a dildo.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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All right, go home, you little semen-puking asshole dickhead.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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- Dude, sweet. - Yeah, check it out. Ready, Ike?

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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- Kick the baby. - Don't kick the goddamn baby.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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Kick the baby.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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Whoa, Cartman, looks like you didn't get much sleep last night.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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That's because I was having these bogus nightmares all night long.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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Really? What about?

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed, in the dark,

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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when all of a sudden, this bright blue light filled the room.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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And slowly, my bedroom door began to open,

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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and the next thing I remember, I was being drug through a hallway.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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Then these scary aliens wanted to operate on me.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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They had big heads and big black eyes.

South Park (1997) - S07E01 Comedy

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- Dude, Visitors. - Totally!