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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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...stand-up comedy may be the career for you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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I can do six weeks standing on my head.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.3s
In six games.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
With me, or in general?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.5s
They bump you in junior high...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.6s
-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
What, you got a smokers' lounge in there?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
...in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
Like fire in a school is such a big deal.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.4s
...next, you're being bumped in high schools, colleges, trade schools.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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You know, they come in once, it's like they're addicted.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.8s
But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
In fact, next time I'm planning on going to Corfu.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.
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