Weed.

You put your weed in there!

You put your weed in here!

Yeah. And you put your weed in there!

Alright, but don't bother checking the store! Because there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that!

Yeah. And you can put your weed in here!

You sure she doesn't like weed?

[ holds up the weed ] What is this?

Oh, this is great! You put your weed in here! Awesome.

Okay. I guess, if this opened up, you could put weed in it, but I can't get it open. [ Cop opens it ] It's not like there's weed in there!

It's too bad, because it goes right in here. This part unscrews, it's really great!

Oh, it's from Borneo. It's for a Zuluesque puberty ritual. It symbolizes the journey into adulthood.

Look, man, there's nothing in here that you could put weed into!

What do they use it for?

This is a Javanese rain stick. Yeah, it's for a fertility dance. You can put it in your apartment and hang a plant from it.

Hey. Is that your Volkswagon van parked out front?

So, this has actually been used in puberty rituals?

Yeah. This is kind of neat, what is it?

Wow, that's cool. What do you do with it?

You know what I'd do if I bought it? I'd put my weed in there! Right in there. [ puts it down ] Oh, wait.. I've got something else.