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Parks and Recreation (2009) - S06E18 Prom

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But I draw the line at corrupting America's youth.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S06E18 Prom

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You'll win a seat in congress,

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S06E18 Prom

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Or, no, we can't,

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I've never had a principal or a teacher

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may or may not have been handed out,

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One day, this year or maybe the next,

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and if it's a five or below, I say nothing.

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Get her away from me, or I'm gonna kidnap her

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of the Parks and Recreation's coveted summer internship.

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and a tie and khakis

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And your Pawnee high prom king and queen

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And I'm dying!

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Eew and boo.

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and Andy Dwyer!

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[Cheers and applause]

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[Cheers and applause]

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[Cheers and applause]

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and now it has to be perfect and magical

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between Indiana and Amherst,

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And I hate punch.