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Parks and Recreation (2009) - S02E03 Beauty Pageant

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I just signed up for the Miss Pawnee Beauty Pageant.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S02E03 Beauty Pageant

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First up, please welcome April Ludgate.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S02E03 Beauty Pageant

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Next up, please welcome Susan Gleever.

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in South Central Indiana look up to.

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I looked that up to impress you.

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but if it were up to me and my family,

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I hooked your toilet up to your shower.

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Ann! Hey! What's up? What are you doing?

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Just come by, grill up whatever you want.

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So far, none of them have shown up.

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and no one can ever take that away from you and it never gives up.

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Don't worry. I'm very good at picking up signals.

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This is one of my favorite pick-up strategies.

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And our first one up is Trish lanetta, whose talent is baton.

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I didn't come up, even though it smelled so good.

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Hey, everybody. Listen up while I talk about some really important stuff.

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and then the judges will decide

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and it won't be the last.

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I love the summertime and going to the beach,

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and Condoleezza Rice and Nancy Pelosi,