Prophets. Two of them.

Fine.

Ladies and gentlemen, the driving force behind Catholicism Wow!

...Cardinal Glick.

Thank you, thank you.

Now, we all know how the majority...

...and the media in this country...

...view the Catholic Church.

They think of us as a passé, archaic institution.

People find the Bible obtuse...

...even hokey.

Now, in an effort to disprove all that...

...the Church has appointed this year as a time of renewal...

...both of faith and of style.

For example, the crucifix.

While it has been a time-honored symbol of our faith...

...Holy Mother Church has decided to retire...

...this highly recognizable...

...yet wholly depressing image...

...of our Lord, crucified.