Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town

especially for you, Daria, right?

Did we move?

I'm just saying you don't make friends as easily as... uh, some people.

Quinn, for instance?

That's not what I meant... necessarily.

The point is, the first day at a new school is bound to be difficult...

Speak up, Dad! Can't hear you!

Uh, where was I? Oh, yeah...

Don't get upset if it takes the other kids a little while to warm up to you.

Hi! You're cool. What's your name?

Quinn Morgendorffer.

Will you go out with me?

I'll try to help her through this difficult period of adjustment.

That's my girl! Wait a minute...

See you, Dad.

As you can see, our Lawndale High students take great pride in their school.

That's why you'll each be taking a small psychological exam

to spot any little clouds on the horizon as you sail the student seas of Lawndale High.

S.O.S., girl overboard.