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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Why was it in my face?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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and spritz them in the face like that.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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...out of nowhere, right in my face, spritzing me.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Let's face it, at this point in our lives,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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- What's your handicap? - 10.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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I can't stand your water.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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So, what the fuck with the penis on your car?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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and key your car and shit.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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You're out of your fucking mind!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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So, you're saying your penis is like the Titanic?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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can you please ring your call button?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Can I grab one of your Kleenex, please?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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- so I can see your pupils. - ( man groans )

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Nice to be home. Is that your handiwork?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Oh, oh, oh. Honey, you forgot your drink.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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In real life, you're polite to your hostess.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Do you have extra laces in your house?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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I got your pants. You're all paid for.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Attendant: Go to your seat, please, sir. Thank you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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- I really like your friends. - They're very lovely people.