Life is good!

Life is wonderful!

Damn, sometimes life sucks.

Oh, life is fair!

I feel so happy in my life.

It's like experiencing all the wonderful sensations of life anew.

Well, now it's time to savor my last day of life on this big, beautiful planet we call... Pluto?

It's just 9-1-1.

Oh, boy.

Geez, I can't tell you how comforting it is to be in the hands of my old family doctor.

We've been through so much together, haven't we?

Mumps, measles, my yearly circumcision.

By the way, I think I'm about due for that.

What seems to be the trouble, Mr. Peterson?

Well, Doc, it's my throat today.

It kind of feels like there's a litter of kittens in there trying to claw their way out.

Can you see in there?

Well, take your shirt off and I'll have a look.

Do what?

Your shirt, Mr. Peterson.