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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Hey, happy New Year.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You know, all these years...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Only if you buy. I gotta make a sale.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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If you'd like to make call, please hang up and-

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Maybe we should get married.

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...but there's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Thought we had tickets to the Knicks home opener.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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...we could wing on down after the High Holidays.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Maybe everything we need is right here in front of us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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The man on the tape wasn't specific.

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On the signal, George. On the signal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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If you want the legroom, say you want the room. Don't blame the mechanism.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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That's why the wind keeps blowing the door off.

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The loser gets fired, the winner gets a Waterpik.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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When all the while, the real secret to happiness...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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...the man on the tape tells me to say, "Serenity now."

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Now, George! Turn on the faucet. George, turn on the faucet.

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- They're both the same. You're fired. - Costanza, you won the Waterpik.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Not going to the Knick game.