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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Cabs are crashing into themselves to just pick me up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.9s

Because I thought I picked up a little something.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.7s

I'm very good at this. Did you pick up anything?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I didn't pick up anything. - The second time I sent noodles back...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.8s

You get me all loosened up, juices flowing, then:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.5s

I like you, she doesn't. Who you gonna pick?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.8s

When Joel told me he hadn't thrown up in eight years...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.8s

And he hasn't thrown up in eight years, so just shut up about him. Shut up!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.5s

Boning up on football?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You think she liked me? She seemed to like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.7s

She didn't like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's killing me, Jerry!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.4s

Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2s

If someone asked me nicely.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.4s

So she doesn't like me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.4s

Why didn't she like me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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My back, it's killing me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Don't call me. - Don't worry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.5s

I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Boy, my neck is killing me.