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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She asked me out first. She called me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So I look up, and everyone is just staring at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Come on up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Listen, why don't you shower up...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Call me back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Hi, remember me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...where she uses up the whole machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is it just me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- People break up all the time. - Every day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...I open it up, I'm one foot away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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It's all set up for you to wait.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Why? Why do they just hang up like that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And then she seduced me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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My back is killing me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So you want to come up for a few minutes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She squeezed it out of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I get up to go to the bathroom, I come back...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She'd tell me she loved me. All right, so at first, I'd just look at her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- It's... It's okay. - Let me taste that.