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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Hang on, let me just pick up a paper.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Well, l'll tell you what. l'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Try looking up, hayseed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...so there's no messy break-ups.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Look at this, we're cleaning up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Okay, coming up on the right...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Hey, buddy. Remember me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Excuse me. Would you mind...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Well, maybe l will take it up with Consumer Affairs!

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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That was me. l'm sorry, l--

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Yeah, a muffin-top store just opened up down the street.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-Alex thinks l'm naturally hairless. -What? You can't keep this up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...if you glance up, you'll just make out my bedroom window.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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All right. Let me ask you this:

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Let me use your pen, will you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...forcefully eject me from the book signing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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How about this: You give me Costanza.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...but if you want him that bad, l'm not giving up easy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Try opening this up. You'll find the biggest dating scene in the world.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-Nothing. -No, no, no, don't give me that.