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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure.

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Is this a dream?

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And now I just feel like a big sweaty hog...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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No, just bring me a plate, and I'll eat here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Tell him we wanna catch a movie and that we're late.

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- Is there a table ready? - How many?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

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Better place! Want a...? Want a table?

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- It's just a movie. - Just a movie?

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And as this is happening, I'm thinking even if I can somehow manage...

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That's a quarter.

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...and relieve this unstoppable force...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...I finally stop and say:

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I'm working hard. And you?

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There seems to be a bit of a discrepancy.

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...and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole...

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Was it a woman?

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...and to tell anyone that answers...

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What is it with humanity? What kind of a world do we live in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...over the problems of a fellow individual?