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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and cleaning a little, and paying your bills.

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Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

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...and he's parking cars for a living!

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Let's put a few cookies in a blender and he could drink it.

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"Owen March, prominent author and essayist, suffered a stroke yesterday...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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He is not a drug addict.

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And, well...

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- Is he in the scene? - Yeah, it's me and him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and all those people and trucks everywhere...

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Seven dates is a face-to-face breakup?

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...and I slammed the glass down on the bar, and it shattered.

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The best part of a relationship is when you're sick.

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And I'm sitting there with Woody, and I turn to him and I go:

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...and there is absolutely nothing that can be done about that.

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And he yells out, " I'm bleeding," and he runs off.

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...and he started crying.

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Did you see our truck? 'First aid.' That's our motto.

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The best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship.

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- A cookie! - Can you give him a cookie?

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Oh, wait a-