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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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...and your eggplant parmigiana is a disgrace to this house!

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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...and this is kreplach.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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...and Bania should be setting pins at a bowling alley.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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And it was war. That was a crazy time for everyone.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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I don't think I wanna date a protÈgÈ whose mentor is a Costanza.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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He's a pug, a patsy, a hack.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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Well, I don't think I wanna date a mentor whose protÈgÈ is a hack.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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What am I gonna do? He is a disaster.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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Yes. And the mentor advises the protÈgÈ.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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...and we tweak it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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It's not a valet, it's a protÈgÈ.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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Our next speaker is George Costanza on the subject of risk management.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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...and stop freaking me out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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Well, one day, a couple of Gl's found a crate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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With a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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Cynthia's a successful businesswoman...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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Oh, wait a minute.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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Give me a break.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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Kicking in a skull...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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What's with the fatigues and all the psychotic imagery, huh?