NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.2s

...and I kind of got pushed, and it spilled on me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.6s

So a maestro tells you to put a balm on, and you do it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

4s

Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2s

I once saw him in a bar, and somebody said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

3.1s

...at any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, plus-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.2s

- Is that gonna be a problem? - Yeah, it's a problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

3.2s

And no dirty looks. If I want a café latte, you give me a café latte.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.3s

Maybe they offered him a chair and he turned it down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

1.9s

- He is a maestro. - Well, I'm great.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

3.2s

All right, we'll start with 50,000 and free coffee at all of our stores.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.7s

I'm getting out. You didn't have to push me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.9s

Suing a company because their coffee is too hot?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

1.7s

Oh, boy. This is a surprise. Look at you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.5s

...and we stopped off and bought this café latte.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.3s

I'll tell you what this is. It's a public humiliation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

3.9s

I can't get a sublet, a guest room, a cot, nothing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

1.9s

Let a doctor put a balm on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.5s

Get me a café latte with a top.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.2s

It's a clear violation of your rights as a consumer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.2s

- They put the top on. - And they made the top.