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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And we had a little powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...Laney met a doctor, and he's unattached.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Is this a repeat?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A long time ago, my uncle and a date are driving, like, through Mexico.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Like fire in a school is such a big deal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Lookit. I'm dating a doctor, and I like it. Let's just move on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Rick is a periodontist. He does Giuliani's gums.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And it is already in the school paper. They cancelled Rick James.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And you were integral.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and the part obsessed with sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Rugged? The man's a goblin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That is so unprofessional. -Oh, relax, Katie. It's not a problem.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Just because a person's a smoker doesn't mean he's not a human being.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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He's a doctor. He's a very good doctor.