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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Oh, sure. They're Jewish and you're a shiksa.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I think George is calling me, so I'm gonna go and give him a hand.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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What is that, a new bit?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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This is a place of business.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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And get a little closer because I can't see the screen door.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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There's a mechanism. You just pull it and throw your body weight.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth. Like the yeti...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I did a little reading and I realized it wasn't that far-fetched.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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A computer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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No, I love a good Chinese-Spanish whatever it is.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Or a nectarine. I would love a nectarine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I'm a man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- Lippman? - Yeah, and him too.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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...and everything I'm capable of.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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It takes a long time to become a man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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...they ambushed me with a box of Grade A's.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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...and then somebody gives me Boggle.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Joey Zanfino and some of the neighborhood kids...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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The loser gets fired, the winner gets a Waterpik.