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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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And laughter is the best medicine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Ladies and gentlemen, our flight time with stopovers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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That is a sad story.

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I mean, the shave is close and clean...

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And tell me what time it is in New York, you are going home in a body bag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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That's right. And I'll tell you what, I'm feeling a little off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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First you had a pilot on NBC and now I'll have one.

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...Bania's voice is the voice of a new generation.

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He had a wife, a family.

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This is a real limp because I sprained my ankle.

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-And you're the shark? -Yeah. I'm the shark.

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I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we ram right into it...

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...and I say, why?

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86th and Broadway, please.

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I must have dripped some on the floor and I slipped and--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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...a little hackey.

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And he's the fish eating my laughs.

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And what's the deal with lamp shades?

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...and it's sticking because of the butter.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny Bania.