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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And smart, like a computer.

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...with a tilting desk and a big ruler?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and he's the same, and everybody else is different.

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...and all of a sudden they just stop.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Four days at a beautiful bed-and-breakfast.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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No, I mean like a full, long beard, like Smith Brothers Cough Drops.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And then I received a 740 on the English Achievement Test.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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His GPA is a solid 2.0.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and finally this kid walks in, Steven Koren, a regular guy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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What do you say you and l order ourselves a pie?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and you run into a whole band of underground tunnel dwellers.

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And they made it their sign because Van Buren, our eighth president...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Is she coming off a bad breakup?

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Well, so we pay off your friend, and it becomes a Peterman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Wait a second. Is that the fork that fell on the floor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Garlic and whatnot.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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So she went out with you on a first date and it was her birthday?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Yeah, and she picked the day.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-I can't believe this is our first date. -I know. Dessert?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and ruin your pants?