Another year gone.

36?! But last year... last year I had 37!

The first years, please note...

Not many first-year students could take on a full grown mountain troll...

Right, then. First years, this way, please!

Some of them go bad. A few years ago...

Seeker? But first years never make their house teams.

...that Hogwarts has seen these many years, 50 points.

...the noted alchemist who last year celebrated his 665th birthday."

"First year's students will require three sets of plain work robes...

Brutal, But no one's died in years. Someone will vanishes occasionally.

But some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year's.

It's the same every year, packed with Muggles, Of course. Come on!

Come on, now, first years, don't be shy. Come on now, hurry up.

I bought him off an lrish feller I met down at the pub last year.

But everyone knows, its the Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after Quirrell's job for years.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

I'd always heard Hogwarts' end of the year exams were frightful, but I found that rather enjoyable.

Take that side!

We'll take the lot.