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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.8s

There seems to be a bit of a discrepancy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.8s

Catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.1s

I have to make a very important call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.5s

We're supposed to act in a civilized way!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.2s

Remember? It was such a treat to go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3s

...to ask for a balding, stocky man with glasses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.5s

Well, I can't go to a bad movie by myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.7s

If there's anything you can do to get us a table...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.4s

You know, it's a public phone. You're not supposed to just chitchat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.7s

I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.7s

- So did I do a terrible thing? - You mean lying to your uncle?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.7s

- Did you leave a message? - Yeah, I told her to call me here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3s

There's nothing they can do. I like to let it ring a few times...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.1s

...you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives.