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Bull Durham (1988)

2.5s

I believe in the Church of Baseball.

Bull Durham (1988)

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I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones.

Bull Durham (1988)

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I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu,

Bull Durham (1988)

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Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan.

Bull Durham (1988)

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I know things.

Bull Durham (1988)

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For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary

Bull Durham (1988)

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and there are 108 stitches in a baseball.

Bull Durham (1988)

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When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.

Bull Durham (1988)

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But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me.

Bull Durham (1988)

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I prefer metaphysics to theology.

Bull Durham (1988)

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You see, there's no guilt in baseball

Bull Durham (1988)

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and it's never boring, which makes it like sex.

Bull Durham (1988)

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There's never been a ballplayer who slept with me

Bull Durham (1988)

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who didn't have the best year of his career.

Bull Durham (1988)

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Making love is like hitting a baseball,

Bull Durham (1988)

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you just gotta relax and concentrate.

Bull Durham (1988)

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Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250

Bull Durham (1988)

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unless he had a lot of RBI's or was a great glove man up the middle.

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You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys.

Bull Durham (1988)

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I can expand their minds.