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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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I hate these word crimes

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I hate these word crimes

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Are words, not letters

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Write words using numbers

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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I hate these word crimes (everybody wise up)

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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"Well, it's the shortening of a word or group of words by omission of a sound or letter"

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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Everybody shut up

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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Everyone listen up (Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey)

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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If you can't write in the proper way

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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If you don't know how to conjugate

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Maybe you flunked that class

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And maybe now you find

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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That people mock you online (everybody wise up)

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Okay now here's the deal, I'll try to educate ya

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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Gonna familiarize you with the nomenclature

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You'll learn the definitions of nouns and prepositions

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Literacy's your mission

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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And that's why I think it's a good time

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

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To learn some grammar (what)

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Now did I stammer?