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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She's a seductress, she's a siren, she's a virgin...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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It's a bit hilly. No?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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No. Because you cannot be a bystander and be guilty.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- No, it's a beautiful day. - Have a good time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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No way I'm getting on a regular plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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And pack a bag for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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So Mr. Costanza parked in a handicapped spot, and as a result...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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So how can a bystander be guilty? No such thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...and enter it into evidence as Exhibit A.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- And what's your occupation? - I'm a library cop.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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First you make a cell phone walk-and-talk...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...and they'll see a mean, nasty, evil George Costanza.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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They have quite a record of mocking and maligning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...and he mentioned something about a private jet to Paris.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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It is a waste of the taxpayers' time and money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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And a big issue in this trial is going to be character.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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And my agent said as a bonus I can use their private jet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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I say we go back to New York and take a regular flight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...the jury has been in deliberation for four and a half hours now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Jill's father is in the hospital, and you call to ask about him on a cell phone?