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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, no, no. Just lately I've been thinking a lot clearer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

-No, no, it didn't say anything. -So you were a victim...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.3s

And we had a little powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

-Oh, there's a doctor right here. -No, there's not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.6s

But now, no sex, it's like a garbage strike.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.1s

...Laney met a doctor, and he's unattached.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

A long time ago, my uncle and a date are driving, like, through Mexico.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5s

Lookit. I'm dating a doctor, and I like it. Let's just move on.