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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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A scar?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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A tractor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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She's not a me. I'm a me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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I'm a comedian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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A Jesus fish.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Not a lot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Hands a little smelly?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-Wait a minute. -What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...having a good time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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And it's a waste of my talent. It's just a little burning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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No one's stealing a tractor. It's a five-mile-an-hour getaway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...she's just a liar, right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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A big long scar, where her leg would dangle when she's riding a--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Would you hold it a second?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...stick a pumpkin under its arm...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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This is a huge project involving...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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You got gonorrhea from a tractor?