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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.4s

I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.1s

I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

What a cool name, Deion.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.2s

Where's a phone?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah. What's his name?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.6s

No means no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2s

No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.7s

You can't ask a person to change their name.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.2s

And I decided I was gonna change my name-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

- Okay, you got your list? - Yeah, yeah. Ten names.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.6s

Your boyfriend is normal. He just has the same name...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.6s

No. Veto.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.7s

There are a lot of players named Deion these days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.3s

Of course I support your decision to change your name.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

- What? - No, no. It's all right. Great.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

If I were gonna change my name, I'd go with Deion.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.4s

No deal. Why?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.5s

Stuart's no good?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.9s

- No, there's no resemblance. - Yeah, there is. Right here-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.1s

No. No, this isn't good. I can't do this.