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Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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Mmm. There they are... my two dirty old men.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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Oh, there's my better half. Kim, would you mind?

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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Relax. Half the 11 th grade's been inside this sweater.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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or where the magician cuts the pretty lady in half...

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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It was the first time the top half got any exercise.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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Men would stop her on the street.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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and half of her last name would belong to the guy who left us.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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Do you know what men used to buy me?

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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- And the two monkeys"... - Coco and Miko.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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I'm trying to avoid this turning into a whole big thing.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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and I was afraid that it would start a big fight and that you would hate me...

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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It might not be a big deal. Here we go. Let's see. Oh! Okay.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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I took a quick pass at "Two Monkeys and a Panda."

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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"Once upon a time there were two monkeys.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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and felt betrayed and ran away and became a stripper...

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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We're not the only two monkeys with a panda.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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- A haircut. - A week ago.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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A hyphen?

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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What a random and not helpful fact, Phil.

Modern Family (2009) - S02E17 Two Monkeys and a Panda

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something I can read her at bedtime... called "Two Monkeys and a Panda."