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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.8s

I like to make myself a big pitcher of margaritas

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3.2s

No big deal, just wanted to touch base.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.8s

- It's not that big a stretch. - So, this is my fault?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3.8s

After all, I'm just rattling around in that big house all by myself.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.6s

On a scale of one to two.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2s

four and a half days ago, let me tell you that.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

1.7s

Hey, pal, of the two of us,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3.1s

- You two are really good together. - Thank you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.2s

Charlie, I haven't seen you in two weeks.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.3s

Rigid and inflexible?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

1.3s

Dark and rainy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

1.9s

A rebirth. A renaissance, if you will.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3.1s

and take a nap out on the sundeck.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.1s

You two need to talk. I'll call you tomorrow.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.4s

and in my heart.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.5s

and raise you $20.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

2.7s

How could you put Jake in a poker game with grown men?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3s

It's got oats and corn and wheat It's the sweetest breakfast treat

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3.2s

It's got oats and corn and wheat It's the sweetest breakfast treat

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E01 Pilot

3.2s

It's got oats and corn and wheat It's the sweetest breakfast treat