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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I have three kids, a bastard of an ex-husband,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I'm counting to three. One, two...

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I have two mortgages, private school bills,

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And I designed a logo,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And of course, sex is a given.

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Please. I told you two years ago that marriage was toast.

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Never mix tequila and scotch.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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and somehow become my fault.

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He's here and it's Wednesday.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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It worked for Romeo and Juliet,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And as God as my witness,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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A little tipsy? How about a little obvious?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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up until the poison and the stabbing.

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And I'll put that in the newsletter.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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You bought a 10-year-old a drum set?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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child support battles, car pools and drum lessons.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And you know, I'll tell you another thing.

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Give Gloria a chance for a little quiet time before

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That's not a problem.

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And I found his phone number in my pocket.