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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Listen. We'll call you if anything opens up. Okay, Jimmy?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I must have picked it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, and your teeth, your teeth are all brown.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Right. Elevate your legs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? You're breaking me up with me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Yes, I take your order, please?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What happened to your face? -What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You're not working on your home.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...stand-up comedy may be the career for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Turns out some stupid intern screwed up my test.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What is your answer to number 74?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Something came up for Tuesday at the Dayton Civic Centre.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-We wound up talking all night. -You're enjoying the not enjoying.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What are these? Take me to your leader.