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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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That way, everything is even.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Well, there's only way to settle this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Because you were too busy stealing a book.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I found a better way to humiliate myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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And in a tiny way I almost feel responsible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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But you can clear some of this stuff out of the way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm gonna have to ask you to stand out of the way...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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We don't want it near the other books.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Can't we worry about them later?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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As long as we catch him in the act.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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We should've got some collateral from him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Oh, they don't care. We all do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm sorry, we can't take this book back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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That's right. That's why we stopped carrying batteries.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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...it's kind of silly for us both to pull this thing all the way back up town.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm sorry. Our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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We gotta find that rickshaw. You check the sewers and dumpsters.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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We have a 51 50 in paperbacks. All units respond.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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We strapped it to a homeless guy and he bolted.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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There was this guy and we had a few too many.