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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Has she left you a message...

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...she's on the couch.

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Yeah, she is.

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She's very sexy.

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She asked me out first. She called me up.

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Then she started to cry, and I weakened a little bit.

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She called me. I never called her. She started it.

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She is sexy, though.

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

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And then she seduced me.

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...and she never stops calling.

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...where she uses up the whole machine?

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She squeezed it out of me.

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She's firing at me from the guard towers.

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She never asks if I'm busy or anything.

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But she's got me, like, hypnotized or something.

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Better that she should sleep with someone else?

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We're in my apartment, I'm on the couch, she's on the chair.

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- She can't kill me, right? - No, of course not.

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And, Soon as she goes, I'm getting her magazine.