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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.9s

...she's just a liar, right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.7s

She's not a me. I'm a me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

5.4s

I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3s

Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.7s

She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.9s

A big long scar, where her leg would dangle when she's riding a--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.2s

-She will if she keeps horsing around-- -All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.8s

You know what I think? I bet she stole a tractor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.8s

You know, she's right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.8s

She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.1s

I pursued and she withdrew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.2s

-Sophie. -She's still doing that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.8s

No, she looks completely normal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2s

She doesn't have toe-thumbs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.8s

-So where is this Sophie? -She's picking me up in a few minutes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.2s

I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.2s

And then she pursued and I withdrew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.4s

You think she's got toes for thumbs?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.9s

And you feel that she's too bossy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.7s

Oh, here she is. You wanna meet her?