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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.7s

-So, what's this job? -Oh, it's beautiful. It's in sports.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.7s

I knew what I was getting into. She's a bitter, unstable person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.4s

Well, I guess she's batted around and she's back at the top of the order.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.6s

Don't tell me she's dragging another poor guy across Europe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.5s

Oh, the face-painting auto mechanic. So she's dating him again, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.8s

He had a wife, a family.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.8s

She doesn't either. If it were up to me, we'd still be together.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.4s

...a little hackey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.6s

A vacation from ourselves.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2s

A real cement head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.1s

I'm taking a dive.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.1s

A big, fat turkey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

0.9s

Give us a call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.2s

I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.4s

-Not with a cane? -No, with crutches, it's a funny story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.1s

With a cane, it's a sad story. You through with those?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.3s

Well, let's see, I've got a 1 0 kroner, a 5 kroner...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.6s

You've gotta get a job.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.1s

That is a sad story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.4s

I got a job interview.