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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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She's staying in a hotel.

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She's got these trained doves. She does a magic act.

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I struck out. Why? She wanted a diamond.

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She had such...

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Wasn't she wonderful?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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- She worked at Doubleday? - Yeah, she was an editor.

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- Can she talk? - I'm not sure if she's allowed to talk.

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Yeah. All she had to do was buy Mr. Pitt a pair of socks.

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She's gonna be there for the pageant.

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But she lost points in the swimsuit competition.

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Well, that's it. She's out of the pageant.

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I don't know. She just sits there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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- What could she have done? - Tape her breasts together.

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She's at Mr. Pitt's. I think I got the number.

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This is important. She's gotta be able to answer these questions.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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What if she becomes Miss America? You could be dating Miss America.

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She's not gonna have time to think with millions of people watching her.

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That's a hell of a plan. Listen-

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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Wait a second.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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That's a shame.