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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-Why? -Somebody had to.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-What happened to your face? -What?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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It's good to have you back.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
What is your answer to number 74?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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I went to the doctor today. I have mono.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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I'm serious, Elaine. I went to med school...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Everything I have I owe to this face.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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I used to share that very same outlook...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.6s
What are these? Take me to your leader.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.2s
I didn't tell you to have a powwow.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.8s
Jerry, so nice of you to come down here.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
...but I still have to pass my licensing exam.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-Yeah. -All right. That's all I wanted to know.
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