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Don Jon (2013)

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The shit I watch on here, they're not pretending.

Don Jon (2013)

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while you watch people pretend they're fucking on your phone!

Don Jon (2013)

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but you're the one who's gonna pretend you're texting

Don Jon (2013)

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you can't touch her ass, 'cause she's lying on her back.

Don Jon (2013)

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Well, anyway, I told the Father a while back

Don Jon (2013)

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- Why didn't you call me back? - Come on. You're a grown woman.

Don Jon (2013)

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- JON: The makeup. - MAN ON SCREEN: I'm scared.

Don Jon (2013)

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Well, no. My friends' boyfriends are watching porno on the Internet all the time,

Don Jon (2013)

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And basically it's on me to do all the work.

Don Jon (2013)

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NARRATOR ON TV: Introducing the charbroiled, not fried, codfish sandwich,

Don Jon (2013)

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There! Look, his foot's on the line! Look at that bullshit!

Don Jon (2013)

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On the one hand, you go there when you go there.

Don Jon (2013)

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OK. Let's take a break and when we get back we'll go over the course syllabus.

Don Jon (2013)

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So I'm parked all the way on the other side. I don't know if you want...

Don Jon (2013)

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On the other hand, it's really fucked up to keep it hidden, right?

Don Jon (2013)

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And it's pretty amazing how easy it is to get porn on-the-go these days.

Don Jon (2013)

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...the blowjob, the cowboy,

Don Jon (2013)

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Come on, son. There's no such thing, that's the point, it's a scale from one to ten.

Don Jon (2013)

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JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Don Jon (2013)

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JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen.