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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It looks like an old catcher's mitt.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But now, no sex, it's like a garbage strike.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Like us.

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You know, they come in once, it's like they're addicted.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I met some people smoking on the street...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Lookit. I'm dating a doctor, and I like it. Let's just move on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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If other people are having some, I'll try you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Turns out some stupid intern screwed up my test.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Sports are so pedestrian. I prepared some science experiments...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Yeah, but then, some people were telling me about...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So do most doctors like ER, or do you guys just think it's fake?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey, I need some more matches. -What is going on in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You wanna talk about hotels, or you wanna win some ball games?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Like this afternoon-- What is chicken Kiev?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Like what? -Shouldn't he elevate his legs?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You take for granted that when you put some trash on the street...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It bothers people, and it's against the law.