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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Should've mentioned that. - Well, I know how to drive.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I don't understand. How do these thieves start the car?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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How's the pasta over there?

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- Please. - Let me. I smashed your car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You don't know how to act.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- But that's my car. - I didn't know it was yours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- I got the insurance and everything- - Yes, now, in your report...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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See, you know how to take the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You just don't know how to hold the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- How many times have you been out? - Seven.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Then how did all those cars get damaged?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You didn't say you didn't know how to drive.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- How you gonna hold it on there? - Use a belt.

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Maybe you should call your car phone.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Sir, the estimate on the damage to your car is $2866.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- How's he gonna chew it? - Move his teeth. Worked for my uncle.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and cleaning a little, and paying your bills.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Yeah. Let me ask you a question. How do you cross those wires?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Is that how you're gonna say it? - No, no. I'm working on it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- What's your line? - Well, okay, I'm there with Woody...