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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Fire drill. Sorry. Single file, everyone.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-But I was promised a slot. -Single file, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's from all that smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, unfortunately, Mr. Amiry, from the Bronx Zoo....

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, Mrs. Wilkie from the tobacco company called me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Okay? Now, from what I know about you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...into the ashbin of society.

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-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, kind of.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Of course, absolute zero.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Fascinating turn of events.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and we're out of time.

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The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.