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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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In any difference of opinion, pants always beats no pants.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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"Go in that room, take your pants off, wait 15 minutes...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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After that, anybody with pants on...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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Oh, I'm sorry. Father, there's a man waiting in the chapel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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...abdicating the throne to marry Mrs. Simpson.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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The differences in our religion...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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...and I'm in the club.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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...a man begins to ask himself certain questions.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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- Jerry, the man is a doctor. - Doctor. He's a podiatrist.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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You know, in the cab on the way over here, I...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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She told me. She said she's never had a man...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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...am I in?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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- Well, he's in with the Father. - Oh, yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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- How'd you get in? - Kramer.

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- ...what you're doing in there. - Nothing.

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In this age of uncertainty and confusion...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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People always leave things in medicine cabinets.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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George? What are you doing in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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Once you put medicine in your cabinet...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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And I'll need that in the form of a question.