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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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- So, what does that make me? - It doesn't make you anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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But you know the sound a can makes when you open it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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All right. I'll make the necessary adjustments.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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I had to make some minor modifications.

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...of you buying a whole can.

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...and give half to each of you.

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Because at the end of the week you add them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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When you pierce the skin of a piece of fruit, you've bought the whole fruit.

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But, unfortunately, my friendship to each of you...

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- ... because of my neck. - Didn't you get a glimpse?

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You know, the thing is, I kind of promised the widow Mantle...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Bring a group of friends. I just wanna see you.

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Each of you seemingly has a legitimate claim to the bicycle.

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...no matter how unjust it may seem to either of you.

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- Why? What's your beef? - You cannot buy half a can of soda.

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I would give that bike to the person who could make this pain go away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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...of the body's natural pressure points.

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You know, I'm kind of tired myself. I'll just sleep here on the couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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...to some assurance of reliability?