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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I met some people smoking on the street...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

How am I gonna fill two hours?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

Yes, I take your order, please?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-She made an offer. I took it. -How much?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.1s

...Laney met a doctor, and he's unattached.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.7s

I wrote a 20-minute bit about how homework stinks.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.2s

How was Career Day?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Hey, hey, how you doing?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

Hello? I could take an hour off your hands.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

How come he's getting so smart?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey. -Hey, how are you doing?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, and your teeth, your teeth are all brown.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

Right. Elevate your legs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What happened to your face? -What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

You're not working on your home.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

What is your answer to number 74?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.6s

What are these? Take me to your leader.