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The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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How does your boyfriend deal with your phenomenal success?

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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"It is your birthday," period.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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"M," your name is Mark.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Look out your left-hand window

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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and they're wet with your urine.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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She's out of your league, Andy.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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so I put Splenda in yours.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Are you out of your damn mind?

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Are you out of your damn mind?

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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MICHAEL ON PA: This is your captain speaking.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Maybe you could tie it around your waist

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Then listen to your iPod, Pam. That's dangerous.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Baldy, your head is bald, it is hairless,

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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to you or to your boyfriend's house, or...

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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and I have used that to memorize your name.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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For your information, I've been with lots of beautiful women.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Yeah, screw you, beet farmer, I didn't forget your birthday.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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by which I have now memorized all of your names.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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(SINGING) One, two, three, four Splendas in your coffee, Stanley

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Do you think I'm calling you for your best approximation?