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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

1.6s

I gotta stay and wait for the call.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.4s

I know, I cut the button off and poked a hole.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.1s

And if I felt like it, I would help them out...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

4.9s

And I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

3.5s

Twenty-four stamps and I become a submarine captain.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

1.5s

And?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.4s

...and the next she's ugly and advancing the runners.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

6.5s

Festivus is all too real and I could prove it... if I have to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.9s

I got a card and they stamp it every time I buy a sub.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.9s

I would have all this money and people would love me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

5s

Hey, I have spent a lot of time and I have eaten a lot of crap...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

4.4s

...to get to where I am today, and I am not throwing it all away now.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

3.5s

I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.3s

I want the one that I earned.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

3.8s

And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

1.7s

...and that way I'll have it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.1s

...and we got this bagel place.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.4s

Stop crying and fight your father.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.1s

...and the only place she always looked good...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.8s

- All right. - And instead of a tree...