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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And I notice that he's not alone.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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No, I slipped and fell in mud...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Well, I'm on the phone with Bob, and I realize right then and there...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And after college I got my master's at the Sorbonne.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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They-- They fit well and so I decided I wasn't gonna return them.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to introduce you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-...and I suddenly realized that l-- -Hey, Kramer, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And then I received a 740 on the English Achievement Test.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I don't know. You slip and fall in some mud...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and he's the same, and everybody else is different.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Garlic and whatnot.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Yeah, and she picked the day.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and ruin your pants?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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So I lunge for the bathroom. I grab the knob.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Well, I guess I was.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and all your risk factors...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and biases of standardized tests.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And smart, like a computer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I can't. I gotta go down to the foundation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I don't--