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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...and as I turned around...

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And I screamed out, I'm hit!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...I guess I had my chance. And that's that.

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...and I know you'll never be there.

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I like him, and I'm a guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I and my good pal Keith Hernandez...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I was walking behind you, and you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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And I will call you as soon as I get home.

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Then I turned, and the spit ricocheted off him, and it hit me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Yes, and I was hoping, perhaps, to get...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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That's where they put me, and I stunk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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And I just want to tell you what a big fan I am. I love your comedy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...and I hit a beautiful drive right down the middle of the fairway.

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And I plan on rounding second tonight at around 11:00.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...and I gave them your phone number. So when the phone rings...

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Back and to the left.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Back and to the left.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Billions and billions.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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- Right here in this little apartment? - And what do I say about you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I can't. I can't.